Today we went off to see Jan's sister in her pub, the Crown in Marcham in Osfordshire. Nice pub too. Trish is a brilliant chaf and has a really nice looking menu there and hubby Keith looks after the beer and they sell some very good real ale.
Anyway, on the way down we did manage to see a few birds but only three for thsi years list, buzzard, kestrel and sparrowhawk. Better than nowt eh? Tomrrow is GP and blood test day so I don't think I shall be able to get birding again then ... ah well.
My mate in Rochdale has sent me another one ...
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British humour…
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
And Last But Not Least The Statement of the Century
A Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker.
Billy Connolly -
"If women are so bloody perfect at multi-tasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
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