Wednesday, 5 January 2011

Still not been to Mount Street rec ...

Today we went off to see Jan's sister in her pub, the Crown in Marcham in Osfordshire.  Nice pub too.  Trish is a brilliant chaf and has a really nice looking menu there and hubby Keith looks after the beer and they sell some very good real ale.

Anyway, on the way down we did manage to see a few birds but only three for thsi years list, buzzard, kestrel and sparrowhawk.  Better than nowt eh?  Tomrrow is GP and blood test day so I don't think I shall be able to get birding again then ... ah well.

My mate in Rochdale has sent me another one ...

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British humour…

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!


FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.


FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.


**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.


And Last But Not Least The Statement of the Century
A Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker.

Billy Connolly -

"If women are so bloody perfect at multi-tasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

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